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Though we at first hesitated to have the Santa Emeritus Christmas Shirt in other words I will buy this children move home—given my mother’s age and their chances of exposure to COVID-19—we quickly relented. Charles and Florence both live in small spaces with several roommates, and were already told by their employers to work remotely. Coming home made sense for their sanity and safety during this undefined pandemic period.
Within days of the Santa Emeritus Christmas Shirt in other words I will buy this kids’ arrival, the challenges of this new group-living experiment became abundantly clear. We each have our own bedrooms, but the internet works best on the main floor of the house. So from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. we all gravitate there with our laptops in search of a signal, often interrupting each other’s work calls for a quick chat, unaware someone is listening to their supervisor, not Spotify.